Pride
My upcoming "Rings of the Lord" trillogy. Arch-Angels (Michael, Gabriel and Lucifer) form a pact with each other and each don a power ring of Black Hills gold. But one of the angels falls from Grace, and his ring melts in the fires of Hell, allowing him to rise up and . . . Ah, well. Trust me. It's going to be great.
Envy
My awesome typing speed. 90+.
Gluttony
Two Black Bean Brownies. (Recipe on the WeightWatchers.com website. Yummy!!)
Lust
Really big, historic homes that are already fixed up and have perfect foundations. And big tits.
Anger
That my mother-in-law wouldn't plug in the power cord and hand it to me, so I had to walk all the way around the house to do it myself.
Greed
The bathroom key at the office.
Sloth
I once turned in a math paper by writing all the odd CORRECT answers from the back of the book -- and for all the even answers I put a Zero. My math teacher was so pissed, she ripped the answer appendice out of my pre-Algebra book! What WAS I thinking?
1 comment:
I can't wait for the trilogy, I also like houses with big tits, and if everyone else wants it, I don't think I'd covet that bathroom key at the office.
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