Thursday, July 3, 2008

Prompt Tuesdays --> Infomercial

LEGION-EASE

The dust of the trail got you down? The sun beating down on your sand-covered shoulders . . . the clanking of the mess kits against the backpack ahead of you . . . the sun beating down on your French Foreign Legion hat . . . the constant focus of the North African sun on your shoulders? Try LEGION-EASE – the space-aged way to both cool down and cleanse yourself on those hot Moroccan marches.
Simply cinch the LEGION-EASE unit to the troop’s pack-frame in front of you – and push the button, and hold-on! LEGION-EASE’s advanced H2-NOW technology generates a spray of fresh mirage-spring water using the free-radical sweat particles suspended in the air surrounding your trampling line of legionnaires.

Remember: LEGION-EASE For those Long Desert Crossings! You’ll never traipse the same again!

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