Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Tuesday Writing Prompt: An Elder's Voice

Do not judge lest ye be judged, gentile. We provide the young with shelter, sustenance, a loving home, and a loving family. We watch them crawl, then toddle, then run. We nurture them, teach them, and provide them with a job, a sense of purpose. And we also warn them of your gentile ways -- of the dark, hateful, unrighteous ways of the Lucifer outside the boundaries of the Lord Thy God's circle of protection.
We lead our boys, our young men, to become leaders -- not only in the ways of self-sacrifice, strength, and breadwinning, but also of the faith, the pursuit of righteousness, and acceptance of the Elder's guidance. And, for our females, we educate in not only the craftsmanship of a holy household, but the pursuit of a blessed and fruitful womb. Ah, the blessed joys of dedication, holy union, and motherhood. For they shall balance the duties of not only fulfilling the Elder's carnal requirements, but for fulfilling our Lord's dictates for an honorable and pleasing wife. And, as celebrated by King David in Song of Solomon, to suckle our blessed projeny on breasts that have just budded forth not one year's hence.
Blessed be Moroni. Blessed be Jesus Christ, the Eternal God, who manifests himself and our truth to all people and nations.
Blessed be thy name.

1 comment:

San Diego Momma/Two Funny Brains said...

Paul:

I love seeing your writing every Tuesday.
So glad you're posting it here so I can read it all again in one sitting!

Deb
sandiegomomma.com